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    Wednesday, January 28, 2009

    The Molly Blogs




    My name is Molly. I'm da reason why The Angel hasn't been posting. She's been too busy taking care of me since before Christmas!


    Hers 'dopted me on December 12th. I was only 2 months old and now I'm almost (holding up her paw) dis many months old! It's been a long two months of us gettin to know each odder. I useta not know any people words but now I know... my name, sit, shake, and da most 'portant word--"MINE". I hear dat one all da time when I take somefin I'm not 'post to. Usually it's shoes. I loooove shoes!! They are so yummy to chew on and it makes everybody so excited when I take them and run! I also like to chew on books (oh, my momma gets so upset at this! They are her favorite things) I've got a big yard to play in here, but I like digging up da pwetty flowers more! The dirt smells better and then I can chew all of the roots! I like to be outside, but momma sometimes brings me into her room so I won't bother everybody and she tries to be on that mean ol' 'puter, but I won't let her! Every time I see her typing, I grab a shoe and start chewin away til she turns it off and comes to play with me and pet me! (I love belly rubs best of all, don't you?)




    Dis is my favorite chair outside. It swings back and forth. Me and momma sit outside and watch da stars sometimes when I'm bein' a good girl.


    I'm starting my puppy classes now so I can learn more things. I can already sit when I'm told to and shake hands too. Momma says that I've got to learn to be polite to new peoples when they meet me and tell me how purty I is.


    I liked my first class and meeting all the new doggies but I gots in twouble cuz one doggie wouldn't leave me alone when I told her to so I had to growl at her to make her listen! Teacher thought it was my fault so she sprayed me! (She don't know how much I lobes water !) I have a new class tonight and momma said I've gotta show that I am a good girl. I didn't yap even one time even though the little black doggy did. I even fell asleep! (It was my usual nap time, not my fault)


    My momma loves me so much she has pictures of me all over her desk and every day when she gets home, we go for walkies! I try so hard to be good and to remember how to sit at every corner but it's hard for my little puppy brain.


    This is me on Christmas Day (I was da Angel's big Christmas present) She had bought me a shirt on the night she 'dopted me but by da time Christmas came, it was already too small cuz I'm a growin' girl!! She buys me lots of cute shirts, but her momma says that doggies don't like wearin' clothes and so she takes 'em off me. I even got a Christmas card that I could eat that says I'm the world's best doggy! And I gots a big box of toys already! My favorite ones are the ones that make noise, but if I play too much with dem, dey get taken 'way cuz I wakes everybody up! (But I'm gettin big 'nuff dat I can almost reach where dey get hid at!)
    Momma says that I've been on her keyboard long enough so I have to save some stuff for next time!
    Woof...

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    • 1. Before you call any 800 number--Please put your children, animals & significant others in a closet and lock the door til you're done. We really don't appreciate hearing your children screaming in our ears. We don't, in any way, find their antics nearly as priceless as you do.
    • 2. Read your bill before you start bitching and whining about it. Read the front and back of all pages. Read it every single month. No company ever just puts charges on your bill just for thrills or to see how long it will take you to notice. All price increases need to be okayed by the FCC or PUC before they take effect and you are given at least 30 days notice.
    • 3. It doesn't matter how long you've gone to school or whether you are a doctor,lawyer or Indian chief, I still know more about your service than you do. I know more about the technology than you do and I've got all day to listen to you as you lose your braincells. (And just so you know, whenver it gets very quiet, you are on mute as we *laaaaauuugghh*, tell our neighbors how stupid you are and wait for you to just....shut up)
    • 4. Just about anything a "supervisor" can do, we can do...we just don't want to give it to you. Why should we? Sometimes it just feels better to piss you off.
    • 5. Anyone over 60 must take a test before they are allowed to get any sort of electronics. If you can't operate it, you can't have it.
    • 6. Please stop asking us how we are ..we really don't care how you are and you make us politely ask you after you ask us. Just start talking and whining about the problem so that we don't have to "mute" you (see previous posts about what happens when you are muted)
    • 7. Do *not* eat or chew gum while talking to us. I can understand if you were catching up on lunch while on hold and I'm willing to give a little leeway but you better apologize for it and stop. Do you know how many times I've wanted to tell people that I can't understand them with their mouth full? And to ask them if their mother ever told them that it was just plain rude! I don't chew gum while I'm talking to you...do you consider yourself better than me? You think you are better than *me*?

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