ScarlettAngel's Heaven: They're here....

Sunday, August 3, 2008

They're here....

So....$14 million for.....

19 pages of Brad, Angie and the new babies. I don't know about you, but I adore the picture of Shiloh. Yes, I know it will all be donated to charity....but still....how can you justify all of that money? The kids would be out and in the limelite within a couple of weeks anyway. Why not be like Halle Berry who was showing off pics of her 4 month old, not caring that she could have made a few mill...and now would be under $1 mil...

You know that I'll still be getting my copy in the mail. Yes, I'm a gossip-a-holic....you gotta problem wit dat?

1 comment:

Italo said...: I wonder where Jennifer Aniston's copy of People would be right now...; August 5, 2008 at 5:03 PM

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