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    Sunday, January 27, 2008

    Award Show....Shaward Show.....

    Okay, so I *was* going to write about the SAG awards. Afterall, they may be the only awards show we get to watch this season. However...no one and nothing I liked won anything so who the hell cares? Brad was there with darling Angelina (wearing a loose and flowing dress just to fuel those pregnancy rumors!) You know that I was hoping that "Juno" won something...anything! "Best use of prosthetic belly"!

    Hmm...so what went on this week in entertainment? Well, it was all Heath and Britney. His death, while unfortunate, brought out all of the base instincts of the media. What was he wearing? Who did the maid call? How many times? Where's his body? Is it true that Jack Nicholson warned him of the use of drugs and Ambian? Let the poor guy rest in peace. Like Frances Bean Cobain, little Mathilda Ledger is going to grow up with few memories of her father and most of those fed to her by her father's dear friends. (Although, Frances Bean is growing into a beautiful young lady...thankfully, she doesn't take after her mother that way)Hopefully when she reads about him, she will find only the good that's been written.

    Britney....Ah, Brit....her little pap boyfriend is shopping videos of her around town...and even some of her voicemails. With her permission, do ya think? Something just seems a little off to me.

    Work...well, work is work...That one person who keeps insisting on taking her phone into the bathroom and texting in a stall is still at it. A big giant ICK! to her. I can't even look at her now...all I see is her hands covered in poo. We had a little power outtage due to the rain and she was the first one up and screaming in happiness....until the one sup there yelled for everyone not to scream! I was cracking up so hard I almost fell outta my seat!

    Well, I wanted to end this blog with a note or two about Second Life. Lemme tell ya..for a free game, I have spent a nice chunk there! However, I've got tons of beautiful clothes to change into! If you read the blog when I first started and I said that my character looks like me? Soooooooo wrong! She's a cute thin little thing--I thought I made her thicker...but no..and now I love her too much to change her.. She's got big eyes and beautiful red hair that hopefully I'll be able to change the style of soon. Right now, she's wearing blue thigh high boots, a tight black leather miniskirt that is so short that when she sits down, she shows off Pandora's box to everyone! and a blue corset that pushes her boobs up almost to her chin! She also has a little pug dog from Men in Black....I kid you not...he has his little black suit and sunglasses and can fart 12 different ways! He also sings "I will Survive" among other tunes!

    So on that note, which I hope made all laugh just a little (oh yea, I added another rule to the Customer Service Rules) So be happy, healthy (hear that Sam & Dennis? Where the hell are ya?) and keep the Faith....

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    Rules of calling Customer Service!

    • 1. Before you call any 800 number--Please put your children, animals & significant others in a closet and lock the door til you're done. We really don't appreciate hearing your children screaming in our ears. We don't, in any way, find their antics nearly as priceless as you do.
    • 2. Read your bill before you start bitching and whining about it. Read the front and back of all pages. Read it every single month. No company ever just puts charges on your bill just for thrills or to see how long it will take you to notice. All price increases need to be okayed by the FCC or PUC before they take effect and you are given at least 30 days notice.
    • 3. It doesn't matter how long you've gone to school or whether you are a doctor,lawyer or Indian chief, I still know more about your service than you do. I know more about the technology than you do and I've got all day to listen to you as you lose your braincells. (And just so you know, whenver it gets very quiet, you are on mute as we *laaaaauuugghh*, tell our neighbors how stupid you are and wait for you to just....shut up)
    • 4. Just about anything a "supervisor" can do, we can do...we just don't want to give it to you. Why should we? Sometimes it just feels better to piss you off.
    • 5. Anyone over 60 must take a test before they are allowed to get any sort of electronics. If you can't operate it, you can't have it.
    • 6. Please stop asking us how we are ..we really don't care how you are and you make us politely ask you after you ask us. Just start talking and whining about the problem so that we don't have to "mute" you (see previous posts about what happens when you are muted)
    • 7. Do *not* eat or chew gum while talking to us. I can understand if you were catching up on lunch while on hold and I'm willing to give a little leeway but you better apologize for it and stop. Do you know how many times I've wanted to tell people that I can't understand them with their mouth full? And to ask them if their mother ever told them that it was just plain rude! I don't chew gum while I'm talking to you...do you consider yourself better than me? You think you are better than *me*?

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