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    Thursday, January 17, 2008

    Is George Next?

    So the big news now....
    Mathew (I don't own any shirts) McConaughey and his girlfriend are expecting a baby!
    Brit and her paparazzi,married boyfriend were spotted at a Rite Aid looking at prenancy tests! (however, upon closer inspection it looks like it might have been a set up...just too perfect)
    Eddie Murphy and his loveley Traci Edmonds, who just had a beautiful tropical "wedding" (not legal, but very spiritual) have announced that--not only are they not going to be legally married in the States, but they are also breaking up. I'm thinking that there will be a new woman shortly for Eddie. He seems like the kind of man who just doesn't like to be alone.

    So, I've been spending hours and hours on Second Life (thank you soooooo very much Sam). You'd think I'd know more....but no...so, I did what I do best. I bought books about it. You would't believe how many books there are about Second Life! There is, of course, the "Official Second Life Guide" which tells you what the makers want you to know and there's also the Dummies' Guide (Is there anything that those people haven't written about????) , also the "How to do Everything" guide--they have tons of those to help people as well. So, the good news is, since there are ways to just sit and do nothing on SL, I have time to read to my little heart's content!

    Speaking of the Dummies books, did you know there was a "Blogging for Dummies"? Yes, you know that I just had to check. I've got Dummies books galore because ...well, they're easy to read and understand. I've got them for gardening, aquariums, dieting, excersizing, yoga, resumes, cooking, investing...you can tell what I'm into that month by the Dummies or Idiot's guide to book on my desk. On my desk? Heck...I've got a million books *on* my desk, *under* my desk...in my car, my purse....you name a place or room and there's a book that I'm in the middle of! You'd think that I would be spending a lot of time at the local library. But do I? NO! Even though it's a block away, I have never set foot in my local library. What kind of a reader am I...well, I'm the kind of reader who goes to the bookstore every week. Just like the videophiles who get the videos every Tuesday when they are released, I stop by my local Borders. I like Borders better than Barnes & Noble because...well, they don't charge for their card. But B&N usually has a better selection if you're looking for a book older than a few months. The place wasn't so great today...there were only 2 types of books out...diet/excersize (cuz it's still the beginning of the year and everybody's still working on those New Year's resolutions) and Valentine's Day books...oh yeah! and books about politics. Let's just get the voting over with and get Hillary in the big White House so we can see how purty Bill looks standing behind her!! I admit it, I love Bill...he's a man's man and a woman's man....

    On that lovely and controversial note I shall bid you all goodnight. Goodnight Sam (hope you guys are feeling better...best wishes and prayers to you both) Goodnight Victor, Goodnight to all of our new blog readers, whoever they may be...
    And of course....Goodnight Mooooon...

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    • 1. Before you call any 800 number--Please put your children, animals & significant others in a closet and lock the door til you're done. We really don't appreciate hearing your children screaming in our ears. We don't, in any way, find their antics nearly as priceless as you do.
    • 2. Read your bill before you start bitching and whining about it. Read the front and back of all pages. Read it every single month. No company ever just puts charges on your bill just for thrills or to see how long it will take you to notice. All price increases need to be okayed by the FCC or PUC before they take effect and you are given at least 30 days notice.
    • 3. It doesn't matter how long you've gone to school or whether you are a doctor,lawyer or Indian chief, I still know more about your service than you do. I know more about the technology than you do and I've got all day to listen to you as you lose your braincells. (And just so you know, whenver it gets very quiet, you are on mute as we *laaaaauuugghh*, tell our neighbors how stupid you are and wait for you to just....shut up)
    • 4. Just about anything a "supervisor" can do, we can do...we just don't want to give it to you. Why should we? Sometimes it just feels better to piss you off.
    • 5. Anyone over 60 must take a test before they are allowed to get any sort of electronics. If you can't operate it, you can't have it.
    • 6. Please stop asking us how we are ..we really don't care how you are and you make us politely ask you after you ask us. Just start talking and whining about the problem so that we don't have to "mute" you (see previous posts about what happens when you are muted)
    • 7. Do *not* eat or chew gum while talking to us. I can understand if you were catching up on lunch while on hold and I'm willing to give a little leeway but you better apologize for it and stop. Do you know how many times I've wanted to tell people that I can't understand them with their mouth full? And to ask them if their mother ever told them that it was just plain rude! I don't chew gum while I'm talking to you...do you consider yourself better than me? You think you are better than *me*?

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