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    Thursday, January 17, 2008

    A rant..a rant...my kingdom for a rant...

    So, here's the rant I've been promising...it was written after I was asked to "babysit" another group of workers.

    I get the feeling that most people think that phone customer service and sales is just a step or two above McDonalds ( please don't flame, am not putting the job down, just using it for comparison...so get your panties out of the knot they are in!) Young people (man, never thought I would use that phrase!) come in saying that they are only here while they finish school and get "real" jobs. Maybe that's why they treat this job like some sort of joke. They sit *on* desks instead of at them. They take cellphone messages and text messages while they are supposed to be helping customers and watching tv seems to be more important the the person on the phone that is -ultimately-making them money. I know, the people older than me probably think the same thing about my generation so what the heck am I whining about?

    No matter what I might say to the right--> the truth is ....this *is* a real job. We do go through a lot of training (and because I've been doing this awhile, I've gone through *a lot* of training) So why are people trying to get away with so much shit? Is getting a customer to buy more services more important than screwing over your fellow worker? "But Tim (name changed to protect the guilty) told me that I would get *this* price!" " Why isn't my bill what he told me it would be? He promised." So while I'd like to say "Because Tim is a dick who lied just so he could make six bucks knowing he'll never have to talk to you again." What I *have* to say is "I'm so sorry that he misquoted the price" ...and then have to listen to this idiot whine and berate *me* for half an hour (see the cutomers service rules for more info on what happens during that time ) before I have to try to sell this person even *more* stuff! I'd like to think I've got just a bit more sense than that.

    So, while I might not have to put on a suit and I don't have meetings in a boardroom, this is still a job a job I've done forever and a job that I like to think I do really well. Does it piss me off? *Have you not been reading the blog?* But sometimes it's the people around me (well, not really *around* cuz I've got Victor, Sam and Angella around me) that piss me off more than the job. I'm not saying that you can't have fun...don't get me wrong...I love being able to laugh with Sam & Vic...but you don't have a meltdown just because someone moved something on your desk. You don't even look at your cellphone til you are on break. You don't eat food while on a call. ..okay, anymore of the "you don'ts" will possibly bring some sort of bad karma down so just suffice it to say that, while I'm not here to be anyone's mother....just use some of the sense that God gave you, you numbskulls!!

    I've added a couple of fun links to the side since it's getting a bit wordy and needs some fun...besides, I'm upset that Gene Simmons got booted from Celebrity Apprentice...just threw it away....I get the feeling he really didn't want to be there anyway.

    So what are you waiting for?? Click the links! Hurry...Now...yes, now!

    1 comment:

    Italo said...

    Believe it or not, this is the only reading I've been doing lately, I'm an obsessed blogger (Hi, Victor) Please never stop!!

    Rules of calling Customer Service!

    • 1. Before you call any 800 number--Please put your children, animals & significant others in a closet and lock the door til you're done. We really don't appreciate hearing your children screaming in our ears. We don't, in any way, find their antics nearly as priceless as you do.
    • 2. Read your bill before you start bitching and whining about it. Read the front and back of all pages. Read it every single month. No company ever just puts charges on your bill just for thrills or to see how long it will take you to notice. All price increases need to be okayed by the FCC or PUC before they take effect and you are given at least 30 days notice.
    • 3. It doesn't matter how long you've gone to school or whether you are a doctor,lawyer or Indian chief, I still know more about your service than you do. I know more about the technology than you do and I've got all day to listen to you as you lose your braincells. (And just so you know, whenver it gets very quiet, you are on mute as we *laaaaauuugghh*, tell our neighbors how stupid you are and wait for you to just....shut up)
    • 4. Just about anything a "supervisor" can do, we can do...we just don't want to give it to you. Why should we? Sometimes it just feels better to piss you off.
    • 5. Anyone over 60 must take a test before they are allowed to get any sort of electronics. If you can't operate it, you can't have it.
    • 6. Please stop asking us how we are ..we really don't care how you are and you make us politely ask you after you ask us. Just start talking and whining about the problem so that we don't have to "mute" you (see previous posts about what happens when you are muted)
    • 7. Do *not* eat or chew gum while talking to us. I can understand if you were catching up on lunch while on hold and I'm willing to give a little leeway but you better apologize for it and stop. Do you know how many times I've wanted to tell people that I can't understand them with their mouth full? And to ask them if their mother ever told them that it was just plain rude! I don't chew gum while I'm talking to you...do you consider yourself better than me? You think you are better than *me*?

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