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    Sunday, April 6, 2008

    Let's try this again....

    Hey boys and girls...welcome back...sorry that I haven't been keeping up but *this* cold dropped me on my ass again and I'm just getting to the point where I don't need to take meds to make it through the day and night.


    So, let's start with the entertainment news of the week, shall we?


    RIP to beloved actor and gun enthusiast Charlton Heston. The Ten Commandments just won't be the same next year....


    Congratulations to Beyonce and Jay Z on their marriage Saturday...sorry, Sam, looks like he's off the market....


    As I suspected, poor Steve Guttenberg was booted off of "Dancing with the (non)Stars". It should have been Marissa cuz she was the lowest scorer....but who know's what's going on in America's mind? I'll try to post the contestant info tomorrow night as soon as the show ends...I will get better at this, folks....really I will!
    So...men don't suck....at least not this week...butchaknowwhat? the week ain't over yet. Okay, yeah, there is the one guy at work who sucks. I've told the fuck-up that he no longer exists as far as I'm concerned. He's such a needy little asshole. He wants so much to be accepted by everyone...always trying to butt into the "real guy" conversations about sports when he knows probably less than I do!
    Speaking of work, I've got to straighten out some misconceptions about my sign. Across my cubicle (for those of you who don't work with us...)I have a banner that states "Is this good for the Company?" Now, the banner is from the movie "Office Space", which I adore and at one point...when the banner is mentioned, they say "Any time you do something, you should always think...Is this good for the Company?" Now, during the course of the movie, "The Company" is being attacked and the banner is torn down. However, I *do* mean it that way. I keep hoping that one of those youngersters will look at it before the go online...before they spend the whole day on Ebay...before they spend the whole day eating food while they are taking calls...I just want them to think...think about the job before doing the stupid shit that they do. Even the Evil Bloodsucker thinks I mean it in a mean-spirited way and Jerrie won't even let me talk about it because she thinks I put it up just to spite the Evil Bloodsucker. Even when I try to help, it comes back to bite me in the ass. As I've been saying more and more lately, if I'm meant to stay then I'll stay. If I'm not, then I'll be looking for a bigger and better call center and you'll hear more about the name of this Evil Empire I work for.
    Okay, I guess I've said my peace...big waves out to Jinxie, Michael and everyone back in Texas!
    Sam....I know you're sad about Jay Z....but come back to work, we miss you! And you can drag Dennis back too! and big high 5 to Victor.....
    Talk to you all again real soon!
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    Italo said...

    I believe that you mean well, besides just about everyone else have other crp hanging in their desks and noone tells them to take it off, besides what kind of lowlife you have to be to care what other people post in their cubicles anyway??

    April 7, 2008 at 8:23 AM

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