I Spent my New Year with a man with no Penis!

You know you wanna read more! Okay so I get off work at 4 and by 4 45 I'm immersed in the mythical world of WoW. I've been trying to learn stuff on my own and just got the 2 strategy guides (now, if I can only take the time away from the game long enough to read it!)
So I'm trying to find my way around and not die too many times --even though it's pretty cool. I played for a few hours online...even though *someone* (who probably should be named but I won't name him cuz his imaginary girlfriend might beat me up)kept bugging me ...."are you on?...are you on?" Then, I get this message ...which always freaks me out cuz it's so unexpected..and so is Dennis..his shape always throws me off, but no matter what shape or character he is, he's always nice and sweet. So he helps me get my "imp"...a little gremlin looking thing that looks like he's always on fire. He's there to fight with me. He's got some name...I named him after the nosiest/most talkative guy in the office. He's a pest, but there to help me if I need it! And, when I stand still and he's right next to me, he looks like he's humping my leg...so he lives up to his name!!
So, I figured I would play til 11 30 and then slip over to a party over on 2nd life..There are supposed to be all of these dance clubs and strip clubs (yeah, I admit it, wanted to see what a ....virtual naked man looked like)So I log on and pull up a list of the most popular places. Now, I don't know if it was because it was New Year's or what, but everywhere I went there were only like 5 people there.

So ....I found myself at this...resort, I guess you'd call it. There were places that said to sit, but basically put you in a sex position. I'm sitting on the beach and this guy comes over and starts chatting with me. He had a body like a Ken doll. Flat down the front, boys and girls. So he's like "You're cute"..and his second sentence was asking me if I wanted to ...well, you know men. My comment to him was ..."but you have no penis" (roflmao!) and he said something about me not being able to see it...so I say again..."but you have nooooooo penis"...and then do the action to point and then to laugh...so then I kept walking away and he kept following me...kind of like my little imp, trying to hump by leg. I had to actually leave the resort and go back to the cute apartment that Sam has gotten (and for what I'm so very thankful for and trying to make it up to her for) Now, who says that video games aren't based in reality??????

I bet you think you're going to see a list of New Year's Resolutions....okay, maybe some ....issues I'd like to fix about myself....so here goes.. (and yes, you'd better share yours too)
1. To eat healthier ....much more than I do now...
2. To get at least 8 glasses of water per day ...preferably more
3. To take my blood sugar readings and my meds like I'm supposed to, not just when I feel like it.
4. To be more organized ...at work, at home..a place for everything and everything in its place.
5. To not spend *too* much time on the computer (yeah, right)

And if you haven't read Victor's funniest movie list...well, why the heck haven'tcha? Me? I'm wondering where "Love Stinks" and "Better off Dead" and "Gross Pointe Blank" are....

So....to Sam, Dennis, Victor, Denise, Jerrie, some male supervisor, Daroo, the really cute guy, Mom, Dad, and anyone else out there who is reading this (Kevin Smith? you out there?) I want to thank you for making 2007 a really great year and here's a toast to 2008...may it be even better!