ScarlettAngel's Heaven: Patrick...how could you?

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Patrick...how could you?

Can you believe this? Reportedly he's got a 3 pack a day habit. Should someone with cancer be smoking? Hell, should anyone be smoking? coughJERRIEcough....
This will be on the cover of the Enquirer, out on Friday.
Speaking of trash..you know, the celebs want you to believe that you just can't trust these rags but what I've discovered (through years of faithful reading, lol) That more often than not, the stories are true...it just takes a while for celebs to acknowledge the truth...

Have a great day...do as I say, not as I do...

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