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    Thursday, December 13, 2007

    Rants...Rants...and more Rants....

    So, this first part is my medical rant...feel free to just go down to the next section if you need to (lol) So...I went to my doctor today because she's been hounding and hounding me. I hate being a diabetic...hate it enough to do what I've gotta do to handle my sugar without meds? Apparently don't hate it that much. Now, the thing about meds is that it's not like sports...you don't get credit for trying. It's "do or not do, there is no try" to quote a very old, little green guy. I am what they call--non compliant. Which means I don't always do what they keep telling me to. So Doctor Brandi ---really, how can you take someone with a cutsey name like that seriously?--asks me what "we" can do to make me more compliant. Honestly? Have either a husky young man (any color between albino and darkest ebony and an age range of 21 to 39)or a Melissa Ethridge lookalike come and feed my pills to me...or dip them in chocolate first--the pills, not the guy/girl! I just hate pills...if something that big is going to go down my throat, it better sweet talk me first! So...I'm going to try...to do better...really, this time....my New Year's Resolution-Scout's Honor...oh yeah, I was never a scout (roflmao)

    Speaking of young men, what is the deal with the pants down around the middle of their ass? Do they realize how sloppy it makes them look? How it makes them look like they have a load that they haven't dropped off? Ewww...I just don't get it. If you aren't the skinniest guy, why would you want your ass to look even bigger? Please explain to me why someone would do this on purpose...

    My celebrity rant is on Britney...someone please put that girl in a home with Judge Judy or damn, any strict adult. Seems Brit was supposed to give a deposition yesterday but was "too sick" to go. However, not too sick to party til 2 am. Now, yeah, I can see an average person getting away with it, but being surrounded by a million cameras...knowing that your every move is being documented, why would you pull that shit? Knowing that you had America on your side against that icky scumbag you married....you threw it all away with both hands. Kevin is looking better and better every day and that's just sad.

    Do you know how many "law" shows are on tv these days? KCAL has them from 9til noon and then again at 1 and 5. KCOP has them from 10-3 -wow!Why do you think this is? Is it just our voyeuristic tendencies? Or because we have unresolved issues that we wish we could air in public and know we would win? (I know there is a question in that sentence somewhere) I know my reason is the voyeur in me--I like to watch--yeah, I love the law, but it's the freaks...those are the cases that bring in the viewers.

    Have a wonderful day.....if it gets bad, just take a listen to my little muffins to the right...they will perk you right up!

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