Friendship and Chocolate

True Friendship"

(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)

Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems
that always sound good, but never actually come
close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually
speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces here,
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1. When you are sad --
I will help you get drunk
and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

2. When you are blue --
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile --
I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared --
I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried --
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.

7. When you are sick --
Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.

8. When you fall --
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.....
I pledge it to the end. Why?" you may ask ?,
"Because you are my friend".

Friendship is like peeing your pants:
everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Yeah, it came from one of those evil...."pass this on or you shall die a thousand deaths and if you do pass it on to as many people as you can annoy in as short of time as possible, you will be rewarded with so much money it will be coming out of your ears" but I couldn't resist. I love it so much I feel like stitching it on a pillow ;)

So, I send it out to Vic, Sam & sinned aka peligroso and to those who read and are interested in being my friend...it goes both ways.

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