OMG..I forgot a title....
Well, hello boys and girls, sorry I've been gone for so long (as if you noticed..lol) but I had just an awful St. Paddy's Day...all of the hangover pain and sickness without any of the liquor happiness. I kid you not, I was the embodiment of the Pepto Bismol commercial...only with a temperature.So, first things first....Congrats to Halle Berry on the birth of her little girl on Sunday. Now, if we can keep her from such names as ...Holly,Christmas,Little, Chuck (roflmao),and all of those odd kind of names...please...a normal name...please?So, the "new tv season"?Hmm...it's Reality Tuesday...we've got--The Biggest Loser and American Idol at eight....Dancing with the Stars and Big Brother (as well as another hour of AI)at nine and then at ten...still more Dancing...and, the only scripted drama...The Riches...returns. You know how much I love my Eddie Izzard and it's going to be fun trying to spot Minnie Driver's baby bump.Holy crap! No wonder I've got 2 dvrs and a tivo...So, the only programs that I watch that have come back are "The Big Bang Theory" (cuz I love Johnny Galecki) and "Two and a Half Men" (cuz I love Charlie Sheen no matter what anyone says about him!) So...so far...not so impressed.Speaking of "Dancing with the Stars", the men competed last night and let's see how they did,shall we?Penn--Now, I love the magician/comedian..although I love Teller more..but this guy is huge and has the huge feet to match. He's at the Master P level ...and I really hope he comes out of it!Jason Taylor-Okay, so he's good looking and can move...stiff as a board..Cristian-He's latin....good looking in an Antonio Sabato, Jr kinda way.... he could do it.Adam Carolla-uhmm...no....he's too loud, too much of a lout and there is only so much self depricating that we can take....you think you're bad...so do we.Mario--by the far the front runner..he's got the moves, the confidence..Steve Guttenberg--awww, Steve...he's treating this experience like it's his comeback. He's sooooo happy to be there and relishes the experience. Is his life *that* sad?Well, it's the women tonight ....I can tell you that I'm already sick of Marlee Matlin.But, I'll have more tomorrow..hell, maybe tonight...Ack! I've got 15 minutes to get dressed and go....Happy Blogging, y'all!
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- 4. Just about anything a "supervisor" can do, we can do...we just don't want to give it to you. Why should we? Sometimes it just feels better to piss you off.
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Doggie Heaven....
Rest in Peace-- my darling Scarlett...17 years together ...from the animal shelter to the end you were one of the sweetest things in my life...8/12/08
1 comment:
What happened to the title?? Should it be called Dancing in the Closet? Anyway, I too will be watching dancing with the Stars tonight.
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