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    Sunday, December 23, 2007

    The day before the night before Christmas....

    SantaAngel's Shopping list....

    1. For Britney Spears & her sister Jamie Lyn--one of those nannies from Nanny 911
    and not just for their babies, but for the girls themselves! Also, a book on
    etiquette from Emily Post.

    2. For Perez & Paris Hilton--a brain transplant so they can see how it feels to
    live in the other's shoes (Can you imagine Paris as a fat girl with worse hair
    than she has now --not to mention Perez as a thin straight man?)

    3. For Tom and Katie (I refuse to call her Kate...nope..she's on the top of my
    "wanna do" list..she will always be Katie) A few inches of height from her
    to him so that he can finally have a woman his own size.

    4. For Posh & Becks-A one way ticket to Canada..cuz I'm sick of hearing about
    them.

    5. For Sean Preston & Jayden James-- a severe case of childhood amnesia so they
    won't remember anything that's gone on since they were born.

    I was thinking of adding a "book blog" to my little blog collection, but I'm not sure anyone would want to read it. Heck, I'm still surprised that people read this!I just finished Christopher Moore's book-The Stupidest Angel and once again fell in love with the writer. It's a funny, terror filled Christmas story with brain eating zombies who can't wait to get to IKEA, a talking fruitbat named Roberto, the death and rebirth of Santa, and Raziel, the stupidest Angel from Mr. Moore's previous book--Lamb:The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Friend (which is a great read, no matter what religion you are!)

    Well, "You've Got Mail" is on so I can hardly even concentrate so I will leave you alone, dear readers ....I'm off to finish some last minute wrapping...

    Be well...remember to count your blessings (if you haven't seen Sam's blog, what the heck are you waiting for?!) You are my blessings for reading my ramblings...

    Happy Holidays to all...and to all a good night...
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    2 comments:

    Italo said...

    Merry Christmas to you dear Scarlett Angel. And I will always treasure your Reindeer Pie, I liked every bite (In case other readers are wondering, it's a chocolate with almonds that had the shape of a reindeer dropping, but it tasted pretty good to me!!) and Happy Kwanza and Hannukah and Happy New Year, Bajada de Los Reyes Magos.... phew! The Holidays!!

    December 24, 2007 at 10:21 AM
    Italo said...

    I Love this thought:
    "Never go to bed angry...
    Stay up and plot your revenge!"
    Believe me, I've been there before but it's not very healthy

    December 26, 2007 at 7:24 AM

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