Want to "Make a Porno"?

I just couldn't resist the title...for those of you who may not know, I adore Kevin Smith (writer/director/actor--Clerks,Mallrates,Jay & silent bob strike back and my favorite, Chasing Amy)Well, he's doing a movie called "Zach & Mimi make a Porno" about these two friends who need money and make a "movie"...that sort of thing. Anyway, they are looking for extras and holding kind of an open casting call..Here's info from his blog http://silentbobspeaks.com/

If you wanna be an extra in “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”, here’s how to do it…
1) Take two pictures of yourself: headshot and full body shot (clad, please).
2) List your personal details: age, contact info.
3) Mail that motherfucker to…
I Wanna Be in “Porno”!Nancy Mosser Castingattn: Katie Shenot239 Fourth AveSuite 1217Pittsburgh PA 15222
4) Wait for response.
Helps if you live near Pittsburgh, but if you’re willing to travel from other parts of the country, then you’ll definitely be considered (however, you’ve gotta spring for your own travel/hotel stay, naturally). And in case you’re thinking “I’m gonna get RICH off this mug!” lemme reality check you: the gig pays minimum wage (which breaks down to about $57.20 for 8 hours). But if you don’t care about the money and just want an experience you can tell people about for years, then send us your deets now!
Hope to see you on set.

I would pay *them* to be able to be around Kevin and Seth Rogan...how great was he in "Knocked Up"?


So, I was up til 11 15 (wayyyyy past my bedtime) making cookies and fudge for our team Christmas party and feel like sleeping for a week! Thanks to everyone who ate the cookies and I'm sure I'll be making more before the big "C"....especially sugar cookies for a special someone.


So, if you have any special requests, I'm ready to take them...and as much as I adored the special peanut butter cookies that Denise made just for me, my cookies are full of real sugar and real butter...(really hope my doctor isn't reading this...though I don't each much of what I cook)


Customer Service Rule #6

(I told you it would be revised every once in a while)



6. Please stop asking us how we are ..we really don't care how you are and you make us politely ask you after you ask us. Just start talking and whining about the problem so that we don't have to "mute" you (see previous posts about what happens when you are muted)

Oh and when you tell us "please don't take it personally"...we know that you mean for us to...Just like "Ma'am" means "bitch"...so Ma'am, of course I won't take anything you say personally...and we will definitely make sure you are the first appointment of the day.



My pet peave of the day

I don't talk about my soap opera watching much but I'm a huge fan of General Hospital ...have been since before Luke and Laura got married . If you haven't seen it you have got to...if only for one Maurice Bernard...I would love to just squeeze those dimples off of his.....face...



So, anyway...this holiday season, they have killed off one of the sweetest little teenage girls--Lindze Leatherman's Georgie Jones....on the verge of a cute relationship with the computer geek Spinelli...ex of the gorgeous Dillon (Scott Clifton). I just don't see why ....even if she really did want to leave...that they couldn't just let her walk off into the sunset. It's just too sad to think about...Who is going to be one of the hospital's Christmas elves? Since they killed Alan Quartermain earlier this year, who's going to read the Christmas story?

Enough about that...I had this idea for a questionnaire....an "I want to get to know you better and see if we can co-exist" questionnaire....so,dear readers, what questions would ask a potential...."whatever"??

Alright, I seem to have come up with a case of bloggers diarrhea and just run off at the mouth...or the fingers, as it may be....

Have fun shopping, blogging, gaming...or whatever floats your boat today...